want a new life?

NOW YOU CAN!

are you tired by your current status of mediocre. do you want the life of excitement? tired of responsibilities? want to be a surfing climbing bum and go to parties and live on the beach? how about austrailia?

this guy is offering his life.

complete with ownership of:

- Name

- Phone number

- All my possessions which includes the following

- Clothes,

- Roughly 300 CDs

- Surfboard

- Laptop (minus certain information with my discretion),

- Pushbike (Has wonky handlebars, may need some work)

- Books,

- Bed

- CD player

- Backpack

- Tennis racquets

- Golf Clubs(which you will have no idea how to use)

- Childhood photos

- Skateboard

- Nice lamp which your ex-girlfriend bought you.

and the following sweet skills, that will be taught to you:

- Surfing (Expert)

- Climbing (Intermediate)

- Skateboarding (Novice)

- Handstand Skills (Expert)

- Fire Twirling Skills (Intermediate)

- Devil Stick Twirling (Expert)

(Plus many more)

so act now! auction ends tonight at (you guessed it) ebay, where you can "buy and sell practically anything"
check it out here.