5.30.2007
this kind of makes me feel awkward.
but its awesome. non-the-less.
tiny tim meets rod stewart
posted by jared 0 bits
5.29.2007
solared power soul
1Gas Generator The household's seldom-used 5.5-kilowatt generator is a backup to the solar and wind generators.2Solar Panels Eighteen photovoltaic cells, mounted on a rack that follows the sun, generate up to 1.8 kilowatts of DC power. 3Wind Turbine Sitting atop a 65-ft. tower, this turbine starts spinning when the wind hits 7.5 mph. Top output: 900 watts. | 4Charge Controllers Current flows from the wind and solar generators to a pair of charge controllers. They regulate the current to the DC breaker. 5DC Breaker The breaker sends the current to the battery bank for storage, or to an inverter where it is converted to AC for immediate use. | 6Battery Array The 24-volt, 1100-Ahr battery array has 12 individual 2-volt batteries that can power the author’s home for four to five days. 7Inverter Current from the DC breaker passes through this 3500-watt power inverter on its way to the house’s AC breaker. 8AC Breaker Power travels to the AC breaker panel from the AC/DC inverter, then goes on to the home’s 110-volt AC circuits. |
from popularmechanics. [Energy Family]
posted by jared 0 bits
x) perception. x) deception.
But the Lord God called to the Man, "Where are you?" - Genesis 3:9
He answered, "I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid."
And He said, " Who told you that you were naked?..." Genesis 3:10-11
posted by jared 0 bits
5.25.2007
5.24.2007
5.22.2007
this does make me feel warm and fuzzy inside
so i was checking out a list of countries by external debt and surprise! the united states is numero uno. ouch. so then i checked over to our trusty treasury department to see exactly how much outstanding debt we've got.
as of may 18th: $8,804,563,826,561.37 (total public debt outstanding)
i dont really know what that means other than it has 4 commas in it. lets see:
the city of lincoln, ne has 95,199 household units in it (2000 census). thats houses, apartments, condos etc. if you've got a front door, you've got a housing unit. lets assume that every housing unit in lincoln is a million dollar home. i think we all know what a million dollar home looks like. so if every front door in the entire city of lincoln is attached to a million dollar home, it would take 92 cities of lincoln to add up to our total public debt outstanding. and you would still have 46 billion dollars left over to buy over 2 million, $20,000 cars.
hot dang.
but maybe that hard to think of lincoln being all $1 million homes. so heres another comparison:
the actual valuation of the city of beatrice, ne is $497,256,258. that means our national debt could buy 16,000 cities of beatrice
or how about this. given that a one dollar bill is about 6 and 1/8 inches long. if you lined up over 8 trillion dollar bills from end to end the money trail would go from san francisco to new york and back 165,526 times
talk about a road trip
posted by jared 0 bits
5.21.2007
5.20.2007
humans get me
i usually just keep hitting zero. but that does not always work.
now you can find out exactly how to get humans everywhere!
http://www.gethuman.com/us/
posted by jared 0 bits
5.17.2007
i almost made it to kansas
bigger man: hows it going today sir?
me: pretty good.
bigger man: i got you locked in at 80 back there.
me: oh yeah?
bigger man: is there a reason for that?
me: well, theres not to many people out here today and its a nice day out, i was just clippin along, enjoying the weather and it must of got away from me.
bigger man: well sir, it doesn't matter what the conditions are, or if there is anyone else around. you still have to obey the traffic laws.
me, inside my brain: *rolls eyes*
bigger man: where you going?
me: pawnee city.
bigger man: are you in a hurry?
me: not really.
...
and so it went. i was just being honest with the guy.
and yesterday honesty cost me $169
well thats how i view it in my pride tinted glasses. i know i know. i deserved it. but how about this:
what is the point of giving me a fine, steep enough to support a crack habit, THEN thank me for wearing my "safety belt." like "oh sure *smile*, no problem mr bigger-man, i was wearing it just for you. just in case i ran into you so you would appreciate it and thank me. but the fine, oh no thats no problem at all. not a big deal. dont worry about. in fact, pull me over Every time i swing through. cause then you can see that im wearing my safety belt. and maybe give another compliment. ta ta. " why is it that i get recognition for my good deed, because i was stopped for a bad deed?
Count it all joy, my brothers, when you meet trials of various kinds, for you know that the testing of your faith produces steadfastness. And let steadfastness have its full effect, that you may be perfect and complete, lacking in nothing. - james 1:2-4
ok oh dear steadfastness and thou effect on me. you do well and good. but will you give me $169?? because im lacking that now.
posted by jared 3 bits
posting videos is easy.
this actually made me sad. the gregariousness of sheep. and of humans.
no wonder we are called sheep.
posted by jared 0 bits
5.13.2007
5.08.2007
5.05.2007
marathon Mix
my friend Christina over at From the Rooftop is running the Lincoln Marathon tomorrow. John H, Gretchen L, Brittany S, and myself put together a killer mix for the run.
the marathon mix:
Oh Timbaland by Timbaland
Heretics by Andrew Bird
Young Folks by Peter Bjorn and John
My Love by Justin Timberlake
He knows the Sun by The Legends
Mushaboom by Feist
Trains to
Times Like These by Jack Johnson
Roscoe (Beyond the Wizard’s Sleeve Remix) by Midlake
You Be Illin by Run DMC
Hello Operator by The White Stripes
The Further I Slide by Badly Drawn Boy
I Wish by Stevie Wonder
Love Foolosophy by Jamiroquai
The Frog by Sergio Mendes
Sleep on Needles by Sondre Lerche
Bottom of the Barrel by Amos Lee
Where It’s At by Beck
Do the Whirlwind by Architecture In
Rock the Casbah by The Clash
Crooked Teeth by Death Cab for Cutie
Out of Control from 13 going on 30 soundtrack
Silent Sigh by Badly Drawn Boy
End of the Movie by Cake
Lovefool by The Cardigans
The Sound of Settling by Death Cab for Cutie
Angeles by Elliot Smith
Cold December by Matt Costa
Something Pretty by Patrick Park
Such
12:51 by The Strokes
The District Sleeps Alone Tonight by The Postal Service
Its All Over Now, Baby Blue by Bob Dylan
You are a Runner and I Am My Fathers Son by Wolf Parade
Sabotage by The Beastie Boys
Queen of the Rummage Sale by Bishop Allen
The Distance by Cake
Sirena by Calexico
Starman by David Bowie
For the Actor by Mates of State
Here Comes The Summer by The Fiery Furnaces
The Floating Bed from the Frida soundtrack
Fu-Gee-La by The Fugees
Heartbeats by The Knife
Stand Up by Ludacris & Shawnna
Da Funk by Daft Punk
Fraud In The 80s by Mates of State
Hey Ya! by Outkast
American Hearts by Piebald
Little Birdie by Ralph Stanley
Meu Mundo E Uma Bola by Sergio Mendes
Cuss Cuss by Lloyd Robinson
posted by jared 6 bits
5.04.2007
the dangerous book for boys
Conn and Hal Iggulden wrote a book :
The Dangerous Book for Boys
ive got my copy coming and i can promise you when i have a son, ill have his copy coming too.
watch the "trailer" below. its all smiles and pure joy.
posted by jared 2 bits
color my world
it just occurred to me, as i filled up my mug with java, that i hate white coffee pots. why do they make white coffee pots anyway? they just get nasty dirty and the jo shows up so easily.
for that matter why do they make white toilets?
they should make brown toilets.
and while theyre at it, lets get some brown diapers and greenish brown kleenex, yellow urinals, red band-aids, and some white pop and tongue colored bubble gum and suckers so our teeth stay nice and mouths dont discolor.
its interesting that anything that involves substance exiting out bodies...we use white. and with things entering out bodies, (pop is a perfect example) we pick yellow #7, caramel coloring, and acid green. where is the caramel colored johnny! or how about this: a toilet that changes colors based on the color of ones excrement!
the chameleon crapper
posted by jared 3 bits
5.02.2007
jet storm super skittle power pack
for all that voted:
thank you. i treasure your hearts near mine.
to celebrate i am paying for everyones entrance fee to disneyland. meet me at the west entrance in 3 minutes and we will disnify our spirits.
news:voters approve stormwater bond
posted by jared 0 bits
5.01.2007
i dont ask much
but i ask this: if you live in lincoln, get out today and go vote for the Stormwater bond. basically this bond will keep my job (water resource engineer) secure for another couple of years. if it doesn't pass, well i just might have to get a job as a newspaper boy and throw newspapers through your windows. or else ill become an ice cream man but ill turn the freezer way down so all your kids will walk in the house crying with dripping bon-pops and orange push-ups.
okay. maybe the threats are not a good idea. why dont you just read this article from the lincoln journal star, here are some excerpts:
The rains run off driveways and parking lots, collecting in streets, sewers and streams. Preventing these growing currents from flooding homes takes engineering, and that isn’t cheap. Neither is maintaining, improving or replacing storm structures. As it does every few years, the City of Lincoln is asking taxpayers to pay for its flood protection. Voters will be asked to approve a $8.5 million bond issue Tuesday to finance 27 specific stormwater improvement projects.
If approved, the city would issue general obligation bonds, sort of like IOUs, and levy a property tax to pay off the debt over 20 years. Approval would add $4.53 per year to taxes on a $100,000 home. (me - thats nothing people, ill buy you dinner to even it out!)
The 27 projects are distributed throughout the city. The money would rebuild undersized storm sewers, stabilize eroding creekbeds, create basins to collect water and develop drainage areas that filter runoff and keep pollutants out of creeks and lakes.
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The city puts a stormwater bond issue on the ballot every few years. Voters have approved eight such bond issues since 1983. Some have questioned why bonds are used instead of general funds. Others have wondered why bond issues are proposed so often. City Finance Director Don Herz said that under existing laws the bond method is the most fair.
“Basically what you’re doing is building a capital asset,” he said. Adding stormwater improvement costs to the city’s annual budget would cause the burden to be shouldered entirely by the people who live here now. A bond issue spreads the cost to include everyone who will live here in the next 20 years and benefit from the improvements, he said.
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In some states, cities charge a stormwater utility fee instead.
Property is evaluated based on how much it contributes to runoff. Laws that would permit those types of fees have not been passed here, Herz said.
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