oh yea. (in monotone)

(at work) so i recently got this piece of paper handed to me sort of discretly, like a memo or something. on the right side, it reads :

On Your Anniversary
In recognition of your first year of emplyment with XXX Consulting Group, Inc.
THANK YOU JARED

on the left side it reads:

1
june 27, 2005

isent that special?
no.
no it isent.
i found it amusing though that i could make up an exact replica of this award and change the numbers to something like 98 years of employment. im going to do that. maybe ill make some up for my co-workers too.

yea.

on the other hand, because ive been employed for over a year, i now earn 2 weeks of vacation per year instead of 1. (actually since i work more than 40, i earn more. lets say 2.54 (cause thats the average number of kids people have in the united states)

oh boy. (in monotone)