10.31.2007

anybody want to split a cabin with me?





















one thing ive longed for since i was about 8 - it was around that time when i read Hatchet - was to have land in the middle of the forest. the wilderness. i cannot even begin to explain the excitement my heart feels when i start thinking about this. just a little plot with a million trees, maybe some water and a cabin that i will build myself. then there will be the trails. miles and miles of trails going everywhere. yes...this would be nice.

it starts with things like the land for alaskans program

so if anyone wants in. check out the following sites for some plots. we could be neighbors or something.
alaska state land offerings
University of alaska land management

10.29.2007

clever kids

One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as 'Rocky' in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more.

"Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep a few minutes ago?" I asked.


"Yes," he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back three more times tonight too."

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10.24.2007

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10.15.2007

robotic love

i read this article recently that describes how in the near future "robots will become so human-like in appearance, function and personality that many people will fall in love with them, have sex with them and even marry them."

i pause there.

something seems really strange and twisted and perverse about falling in love with robots, having sex with them and marrying them. even just falling in love with robots is bad enough. my initial thought is: "yeah right! go ahead and try falling for a robot..i dare you." but, then i hesitate and realize that our twisted world is really that fallen; i bet people could fall for a robot. the article brings up two points of why one could fall for a robot:

"one thing that prompts people to fall in love are similarities in personality and knowledge, and all of this is programmable."

"Another reason people are more likely to fall in love is if they know the other person likes them, and that's programmable too."

is this really what falling in love is all about? is this all i need to do? find someone similar in personality? in knowledge? and know that they like me? But if i found someone that was just like me personality wise, and had the same knowledge i do. then they would be just like me!? so i guess i should just make a robot of myself. then ill fall in love with my robotic version of myself, have sex with it, and marry it.

then the world would be at peace.

or not. no matter how i work around this whole robotic love thing, it just does not work, and it just shows me more and more and more how terrible things are getting. and how terrible things could get. sometimes i hate technology.

in the meantime, i might put an add in the paper:

"Looking for someone w/ different personality, different knowledge. must love dogs. not expecting to like me. must be non-robotic."

10.04.2007

do the burnin bush

this really got me laughin after a while:

10.03.2007

why your prius is worse than a hummer

so i ran across this article today that touches on why a Toyota Prius is worse, environmentally, than a Hummer. Its very intriguing. I did a little research and found the "Dust to Dust Automotive Energy Report." Now this, is a good document. You can download the actual report here.

I highly recommend reading this 458 page report. After all energy efficiency is more than just fuel economy...

flat front tire?

this little trick works well in two scenarios:

1) your tire goes flat on your way home
2) you need to haul something and you just have your bike.

10.01.2007

2 accidents involving bikes

i have experienced two accidents in the last week, both of which, involve bikes.

the first is more strange than anything. it occurred 1 week ago when i was running. for a little background information, i must say i ride my bike about 90% more than i run. i like to go for 20-30 mile rides a couple times a week. most of these rides are along the lincoln bike trails. when i ride, my two biggest fears are 1) getting hit by a car. (this can generally be avoided if im paying attention. and its not to worrisome) and 2) hitting a person on the bike trail. i have never hit a person while riding my bike, but i came very close last year. to avoid it i ended up crashing going about 20 mph and it was a bad deal. but thats a story for another day.

so i was running the other night on one of my rare running episodes. i was on about mile 2 and it was dusk. i was keeping to the right side of the paved trail and enjoying the brisk air. oh, and to give a little background, for those of you not up-to-date on the lincoln bike trail scene...there have been some nasty things happening on the trails. there have been kids putting lines across the trail so when one is riding, they hit these lines and go sailing. then....there was a stabbing. 5am. a male jogger stabbed in the back. not the most pleasant thing to think of when running at dusk. and thats what i was doing.

ok. back to the story. so im running and out of the darkness appears a bike rider. i see him about 100 yards away and i assumed he saw me about the same time i saw him. at the 100 yard mark, he was on the other side of the trail. as i watched him get closer, he slowly started to veer towards me. the whole thing, remind you happened in about 5 seconds. he was veering into my lane. and his veer, well, it was directly towards me. i dont know if anyone has ever experienced this feeling, but let me tell you, its very strange. at about 2 seconds before out paths crossed, the thought occurred to me that this guy was aiming for me. he wanted to attack. a suicide mission or something. him and his bike kept veering directly towards me. it was not a drunken veer. it was an intentional bee-line to hit me. i moved over. he kept coming. i moved over more, to the very edge of the trail. he kept coming over.

so at this point, the thought was already in my mind that this guy was trying to hit me. since im well-trained in...lets call it "kung-fu" for the sake of the story, i knew that i should not keep veering off to my right. a skilled bike rider, aiming to hit someone could simply veer with me and still hit me. so i kept my course, running at the very fringe of the paved trail. i running at him, he riding at me. i developed a plan in the 0.5 seconds i had at this point. my plan was to jump out of the way of him at the last minute to avoid his attack. and i thought that if perhaps if he was just bluffing, he would veer back away from me. the milliseconds counted down and he was not bluffing.

neither was i. so it happened that just as he was about to crash into me at great speeds, i jumped to the right and grabbed his chest and threw him to the ground. those of you that know me close, know that i have a temper and i was pissed. this guy was trying to attack me. the grab came kind of as an instinct. in the milliseconds that followed, that felt like eternity, i threw him to the ground, bike and all, and kept running, prepared for a foot chase. but just as he crashed, his surprise overtook him. "oh!" he yelled, tumbling in the grass. "im so sorry"

dang. i was wrong. I was sorry. this poor dude maybe really wasent trying to kill me. he kept apologizing and i felt terrible. i ran back to him and kept asking him if he was ok. "yeah, im fine" he kept saying and kept apologizing, but i was apologizing too. regret full force.

in the end i kept running. he, presumably rode off in the night.

so weird. has to be the weirdest thing thats ever happened to me involving a bike and a runner.



ok. incident two, and this one is a million times worse:

today, i was driving north on 27th st, past cornhusker and was in the right lane to turn into walmart. suddenly about 8 firetrucks and ambulances came screaming behind me. i pulled up on the grass and they went by and stopped at the intersection in front of me. they all took up the whole intersection and fireman and paramedics came running out of their vehicles. "holy crap" i thought. i was about a minute late of a bad accident. i drove my truck through the grass and parked in front of blockbuster and my roomate and i went up to see what happened. there were people all around.

then i saw one of the worse sights ive ever seen in my life. in the middle of the road were two little bmx bikes twisted like paper clips. my heart sank so low that i about broke into tears. one little boy was sitting on the curb with fireman all around him. he was about 9 and his body weighed probably 40 pounds. but behind him was a black ford explorer with 8 fireman all laying on their stomachs, heads and hands reaching for the other boy who was trapped under the suv.

i cannot begin to tell you the emotion and rage and sorrow and hope i had. seeing right there in front of me a small child stuck under a car. the boy and suv were about 20 feet from the bikes, and to think that he was drug...

i wanted to run over and help but there were already a ton of trained professionals already trying to free him. everyone around was speechless.

im about to cry just thinking about this. it took them about 5 minutes to get him out. when they did they carefully moved his body on to a stretcher and started bracing all sorts of things. i couldent really tell if he was moving or not, there were a lot of fireman all around him working like bees. i didnt know what else to do. i didnt have any words. so my roomate and i just walked away, full or sorrow. i have yet to read about it in the paper but my prayers are with that little man tonight.

life is so strange and fragile. meanwhile we all go 100mph. and little kids just ride their bikes.
i dont know what to think.